Maybe squirrels run in a zig zag pattern because they're retarded. There may have been a group of squirrels with a mental disorder that caused them to not be able to run in a straight line. Being as the zig zag pattern protects them from birds of prey and increases their survivability, they passed along the gene with the mental defect as only the retarded squirrels survive. Maybe squirrels are just really retarded.
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