I've never shot myself. I've never exploded a barrel. I've never had a hang fire or explosion. I got a knife for Christmas and six days later I cut my thumb. Interesting... |
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Cut
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Don't shoot monsters and aliens.
Don't shoot at monsters or aliens; there's a high probability that you're stoned or hallucinating and you might end up killing somebody. In the rare event that you encounter an alien or monster, shooting at them will probably be counter productive anyway.
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Millennials
I never hear positive comments about them. I never hear that they are hard working or that they are gogetters or that they are advocates of liberty. I akways hear how negative, socially impaired, lazy, self centred, and greedy they are with no drive to work to better themselves. |
Lets be China.
When I was a kid we had bike lanes; they were called the €uc/<1ng sidewalks. Cars are a much greater risk to cyclists than cyclists are to pedestrians. Lets put the bikes on the road to be unsafe and impeed the flow of traffic, stupid communists. |
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Move or Delete
Could the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine be copy and delete rather than move. |
Be in the world, not of the world.
Irish Whiskey
Full Metal Porn Crash
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Gun Control
Sunday, December 18, 2016
Star
Bake Me a Turkey
P.S. I have no cooking skill (judge me if you will); to assume a man (husband) of the 21st century should cook is no better (in my eyes) than to assume that a woman should not work (and be a home maker).
Frat
Red Roof Inn
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Saint Ball
Saintess
Please Mr. Simpson, our species has reached the limits of what anal probing can teach us.
Friday, December 16, 2016
Victim
The socialist society we live in promotes playing the victim to gain any kind of incentives. Anybody who sees the insidious nature of this unfair dependency that is created is a racist, bigot, or uncle tom. |
Global Warming Man Caused? Could it be, might it be, begging the question? Could industrialization and warming be happening concurrently and be unrelated? And a little false dilemma right at the end to boot.
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Sorry kids, mommy's a whore.
I'm not picking on just women here. The example most reciently shown to me is just fresh in my mind. Could the reason so many marriages fail today be that people are incredibly selfish? I think so. |
Who needs a gun?
Nobody needs to paint. Needs are food, shelter, water, etc... You can buy your food in the supermarket without painting. The right to paint is not paramount. We should therefore get rid of art all together in society. |
Dream
I had a dream that I got a tattoo on my hand and instantly regretted it. I thought, "Why didn't I get it on my left hand at least," thinking of The Mark of The Beast. |