80/20

Liberals complain that 80% of the world's resources are consumed by 20% of the population.  Then, they lament free trade and try to legislate protectionism.  You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Liberal Greed

Liberals only cry greed when you try to keep your own money, never when you take somebody else's.

Serious Racism

If you're serious about ending racism, you have to stop using the word every time a white person disagrees with a black person, unless you were only using it as leverage to better your position; in which case, you were never interested in equality in the first place.